Friday, October 23, 2009

Paradise Lost

In the Garden of Eden as everyone knows,

Lived Adam and Eve without any clothes.

But this story may differ from the one you recall,

For ‘twasn’t a fruit that caused their downfall.

The serpent tempted them, “Come... partake...

You can access ALL knowledge with this,” hissed the snake.

And the item he coaxed the pair to own?

An online multimedia Apple iPhone.

Banishment from Eden followed their judgement lapse,

And they were saddest because they couldn’t downloaded more apps.

By the way, Craig bought himself a new iPhone this week and is enjoying playing with all the features. Please note his new contact number in Hong Kong: 9821 9027.

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